~Behold the Bogus Story Award Trophy~
The base of this magnificent trophy was milled from a single billet of Corinthian steel; painstakingly cut to the dimensions and tolerances required to precisely emulate the appearance of a canned ham. The baked enamel paint scheme is an exacting reproduction of a randomly chosen brand-name product. The appurtenances adorning this opulent presentation are fashioned from the finest extruded polymers and semi-precious metals. Atop this ostentatious accolade is the Club Call Sign; colored in argent over ochre and crafted to appear as a genuine Dymo label.
If you would like to display this salient sculpture of fraudulence upon your mantle, you must submit a Ham Radio related tall tale at the W6SFM Club Meeting nearest to April fools day. Winners get to keep the trophy for one year. During that year, you can make a small Ham/CW related addition to the trophy, if desired.
[preferably hand-made or a trinket of some sort; keep it small, simple and fun].